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Greetings to all who are reading this thing.
Let me just place a little disclaimer here...
DISCLAIMER!!!! This entry is full of rants and my thaughts and oppinions on a few subject matters, if you don't wish to read my thaughts and oppinions you may skip this entry. To those who's attention I have managed to capture and hold? Read on. END OF DISCLAIMER.
I have put most of this behind cuts so that my friends don't have to read a really long entry or you can sskip what you don't wish to read.
I started writing in this thing last Thursday so some of what you are about to read is not from today...obviously. *smirk*
It was Wednesday for example that i left my cell phone at home and not Thursday. I felt so naked without it that I decided to be more observant when it comes to my phone. Now having said that, onward!
Oh happy day, jokes for your reading pleasure...
I particularly love the first one, corny, but cute. I love The Doors.
Q: Why did chicken Jim Morrison cross the road? A: To break on through to the other side.
Q: What is a tornado? A: Mother nature doing the twist!
Q: What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? A: A receding hare line!
( Fun Convos On Twitter )LOL! definite fun times on twitter were had Thursday. Thanks @irish_storm and @tweeting_frog for making my day at work. While I do love my job and wouldn't trade it for anything in the world, there are times when it becomes stressful. Rude passengers and passengers who you have to repeat things for over and over again can sometimes make you wish to pull your hair out. LOL! There are days when I'm surprised that I have hair as long as I do. LOL! Maybe it's a good thing that my hair goes past me bum, that way when I do pull my hair out, I have lots to spare. No, really I don't pull out my hair litterally. :P
My quote for the day:
The best relationships are when you can lay with each other and just talk about anything and everything.
That quote is very very true. If you can't do that, then I think that there's something wrong. Being able to talk to the one you are with about anything and everything is the best feeling in the world, well one of the best feelings. Communication is key in any relationship.
( Links And Responses )You have been warned, or are about to be...
( Disclaimer: don't read this if you get offended by swearing )And I have just one more rant, for now...
( Death Penalty Rant )I was thinking I might put this behind a cut but it's to good to hide it. It makes a lot of sense if you think about it. I got this from my sister-in-law Sarah's facebook status.
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:-Knowing when to come in out of the rain; - Why the early bird gets the worm;- Life isn't always fair; - And maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies, don't spend more than you can earn and adults, not children, are in charge. His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights,I Want It Now,Someone Else Is To Blame,I'm A Victim.Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, do nothing.
I was highly amused. LMAO!
Well, i suppose I will go now. This entry has been long and took me just over five days to complete. I really need to sit and write and let you all know what's going on with me. I have just been so tired and haven't had a lot of energy lately. Living down here in the underground apartment I think is finally getting to me. I have been feeling sick and a bit weak and it's my belief that it could be due to the mold and bugs that you get from living in a basement. Living litterally six feet under was fun at first because of the jokes about my vampiric tendencies and because of who and what I am, but now I just am having a very hard time with this. That will soon be changing, yay! No matter where I move, I'm still me, a vampire and proud of that fact. :P
In all seriousness, I will write again soon with a more serious entry and maybe less rants, it just depends on what I hear in the news.
<3Hugs to all who read<3
Lily
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